February 2012
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I am seriously considering paying this guy $50 to...
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Boy : It's Awkward Buying Condoms
Girl : It's Awkward Walking Around Pregnant
here's a bright idea,
Put the girl with the smallest voice and social anxiety disorder on the headset and expect her not to shake for the next two hours. excuse me while i curl into a ball and cry
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archaeosaur:
social anxiety is when successfully ordering a pizza over the phone makes you feel like a champion
I called the nail place the other day to find out when they closed. It was a huge fucking thing.
Passing by with every exit sign: schmittbabe: I... →
schmittbabe:
I love and support Breathe Carolina no matter what, you can’t sit around and whine about “how much better their old stuff is” It’s true they have changed a lot, but what artist doesn’t? They’re trying out different sounds and who knows maybe they will go back to making songs…
Reblog if you remember this right here.
When I grow up, I'm going to have my first kid...
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REBLOG IF YOU WATCH:
little-miss-adler:
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Imagine if you were paid for being ugly →
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I’ll get what you get in 10 years, in 1 day.
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Seriously? I hate when I read someone their order back and they say its all good and then ten minutes later come back and complain to my boss about the wrong order
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My favorite moment ever is when my best friend just called me crying because her “fiancee” and her are fighting again. Only this time he won’t let her out of the house and he apparently pushed her into a counter, door, and wall and then the line went dead so I tried to call her back six times and then him. My mom even tried to call. Jesus fucking christ. Why did she have to move...