February 2012
Speaking of laptops and disrespectful bitches
When I was younger and disrespected my mom/dad they would take the laptop and password lock it and then put it back in its spot like nothing happened so when I’d go to get online they would sit in the living room and laugh like a mother fucker.
And then mom would lock Fuse on the DVR cause that channel used to be my jam.
I was a bitch. But so was that dumb whore who’s laptop got...
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i am so tragically bad at math
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If you played with Barbies,
Polly Pockets,
Beanie Babies,
Tamagotchies,
Slip N’ Slide,
And Furbies,
Listened to the Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, NSync and the Spice Girls
On Hit Clips, a Boom Box, or a Walkman,
Wrote with Gel Pens,
Wore butterfly clips,
And Snap Bracelets,
And remember watching these guys:
You are a 90s kid.
“Don’t settle because you’re afraid you won’t find something better. Don’t...”
– Jackson Kiddard (via elige)
AAAAHHH. I don't know how to ask for days off at...
andkevinsaidtheyprobablywontapprovemyweekinmarchbecauseihaventbeenthereforthreemonths.ahh.ijustwannagosobad.ineed thisjobreallybadtoo.fuck.my.life.for.real.
I have work until one am today and then I have to come home and finish my design assignment because I slacked because I hate Dreamweaver but w/e. I’m tired and I’ll probably get angry at some point tonight cause some old fuck will snap his fingers at me even though theres people in front of them.Work tomorrow at four too. Ugh.
Oh. Hey. Did you guys hear I’m also a shitty friend...
“Have another drink and drive yourself home.
I hope there’s ice on all the...”
– Brand New (via asianlang)
We Will Be Censoring All Of Tumblr Tonight At...
yourhelliswhatyoumakeit:
norok-lovaas:
suspicious…
Is this even true? Sorry but it has CNN thingy…
All Time Low Shooting New DVD
fuckyourscenes:
All Time Low are currently touring in the UK, and in a recent interview, they confirmed that they are working on a follow-up DVD to Straight to DVD.
Holy shit. I’m going to buy this too so I can lose my shit to it.
January 2012
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yellendegeneres:
i fucking love when you can feel the bass in your chest at a concert literally the best thing in the world
“Hey Darian! Oh shit! I just realized what time it was for you!!”
– Katy’s voicemail thatcI just lol’ed at.
alltimeangela:
if you don’t have a favorite band that takes away the loneliness, makes you feel invincible and like everything is going to be okay, then i truly pity you because it’s the best feeling in the world
Raise your hand if you're going to be alone on...
Ill probably be working….and judging all the bros their dates in mcdonalds.
When people talk about Tumblr in public...
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